Flat Dean is Missing

He was last seen at Welcome to the Majors. Some believe he joined a fraternity. Others believe he got a better offer from another school. I suspected Snaith was responsible– he fancies himself the pretty face of the college and doesn’t like the competition–until I found this disturbing photo:

It’s always that seemingly kind, friendly neighbor that you never expect…….

At any rate, he’s missing and no one is claiming responsibility. This is what happens when Tina is not around to keep people in line. It’s a gentle reminder that she alone stands between us and total chaos.

Whoever has Flat Dean, we would appreciate his safe return. No cash reward. Just immunity for the perpetrators.

2 thoughts on “Flat Dean is Missing

  1. I support our culture of ENGAGEMENT, but sadly I do not know where Falt Dean is.
    If he happens to show up, could you have him call me???

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